Hackneyed

He sat up all night burning the midnight oil to finish his story. It was going to knock the socks off of his audience. He'd blow them away with his characterizations, blow their minds with the plot twist. When they got to the end of his two thousand word epic they'd greet him with 'heil, writer' and give up writing themselves because they could never match his skill.
The first review: I'd rather read Dick and Jane in Welsh than read this. Nothing new, nothing exciting, totally predictable. Please please please please stop writing.